BUY A CAT. IT CATCHES MICE.

Your cat catches mice while you sleep. Mice are $MOUSE — sell them for money, or buy a fatter cat.

11,350
CATS TOTAL.
NO MORE WILL EXIST.
GET IN EARLY

Not launched yet. No token, no contract, nothing to buy. This page exists so you are not last.

NO CEO
NO VC
JUST CATS

HOW YOU
MAKE MONEY

  1. BUY A CAT. Cats cost $MOUSE. Fatter cat, more mice.
  2. IT CATCHES MICE. Every hour. While you sleep.
  3. SELL OR REINVEST. Cash out, or buy a fatter cat.
Diagram of the loop: buy a cat, it catches mice, sell or reinvest

ONE CAT,
ONE DAY

Every cat takes a slice of the same 147,000 mice the world catches each day.

A bigger cat takes a bigger slice. Every cat anybody buys makes every slice thinner — which is why the first week is not like the fifth. The reward halves every 30 days, forever.

MICE PER DAY WHEN THE WORLD IS FULL

On day one it is many times this. That is the whole point.

THE CATS

Supply is fixed. When a tier sells out, that is the end of it.

THE STRAYS OF LEGEND

They catch exactly what their tier catches — not one mouse more. What they are good at is being seen. Own one and your referral cut goes up for as long as you hold it. There are almost none of them.

DO THE ARITHMETIC

Real numbers, including the bit where the mice run out. No compounding fantasy.

you pay
per day, at first
days to get your money back
return after 30 days

THE MICE
RUN OUT

55,000,000 mice. That is all of them. Nobody can make more. Including us.

Every cat eats from the same pile. A cat pays for itself while more than half the mice are left — call it day 23. After that you are buying the cat, not the yield.

We put this on the front page instead of in a whitepaper nobody opens. Check the arithmetic yourself when the contract is live.

Line chart: percentage of mice left falling over time, with day 23 marked as the break-even point

BRING FRIENDS.
TAKE A CUT.

5% of everything they ever catch. Forever.

Paid out of the pile, not out of their pocket — the cat you brought in loses nothing. Most games pay you once. This one pays you for as long as they keep playing.

Diagram: you refer kittens, five percent of everything they catch comes back to you forever

BE EARLY OR BE EXIT LIQUIDITY

The first cats are the cheapest cats. That is not marketing, it is how the curve works.

FOLLOW ON X

Launch date announced there first. No email list, no spam, no presale.